This is why I don't eat vegetables

Because they look at me like this.

This cat is named Susie, and is a boy. So if that didn't fuck the cat off enough, his owner made him dress up as a pumpkin.

Now as much I think it would be funny to dress Sparticus up as a witch or a bat for Halloween, if she even thought about looking at me like this - I would burn the costume in front of her and sacrifice a neighbour to the ashes.

I was thinking about dressing Sparticus up as a New Zealand idol - just need to find a poo costume for cats.....